I swear this isn’t a story from the Onion:
YORK, Maine — Residents of Ocean Avenue Extension ante up their complaints over the town’s decision to make the street one-way, as the York Village Post Office now refuses to deliver their mail.
The post office will no longer deliver mail to Ocean Avenue Extension, said York Village Postmaster William Monagle, because to do so would require the driver to make a left-hand turn. Monagle said the U.S. Postal Service has a policy not to create new left-hand turns on its routes.
Mortal Enemy of Mail Men Everywhere
What a fucking riot! I guess working for the post service really does have its benefits. Lucky bastards.
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May 29th, 2009 on 10:40 pm
Brilliant! Some of the laws and policies that exist in the world are truly ridiculous. This is something that sounds just like an SNL or bad spoof movie bit…