Biker’s piss me off. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been in traffic, only to have some dick head on a motorcycle drive in between the lanes and go around everyone. Or drive in the breakdown lane or even on the sidewalk. I swear to god next time it happens I’m opening my door so the fucker gets it in the face. I was so happy to see this on the local online newspaper this morning. Loud bikers started getting their comeuppance in Portsmouth:
Sargent noted the nuisance factor in Market Square Friday at 5 p.m., when he was joined by other city police officers, state troopers and sheriff’s department deputies, who set up a checkpoint in front of the North Church to stop and test exhaust systems on all passing motorcycles. Riders were waved to the side of the road by local officers and if their bikes sounded marginally loud, they were directed to the front of the church to meet troopers with high tech, decibel-measuring gear.
Anyone over 106 decibels was given a warning, said Sargent.
Hah! It’s about time they start enforcing the excessive noise ordinances. That shit is annoying. No one thinks you’re cool.
Meanwhile, many motorcyclists contend that “loud pipes save lives” by making other drivers aware of where they are, particularly if they are in so-called blind spots.
Loud pipes save lives? I can’t believe anyone can say that with a straight face. Fuck you. Just fuck you.
Another suggested a ride to a popular Hampton Beach biker bar.
“Anyone wanna go to Wally’s?” he asked. “We’re welcome there.”
Don’t let the door hit you on your very tiny penis on the way out.
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dont be so bitter because you have a vagina and cant control a machine.. stick with your my little pony big wheel and eventually someday you may graduate to a battery operated barbie jeep. cunt.
suck a dick, Homer_J
Oooh yea, hit me again. I like it rough!